No, gentlemen, I would suggest you take a diamond ring - If you have one laying around. No, you're gonna want to watch it and maybe maybe get somehow get your lady out of the room.
KEY AND PEELE SUBSTITUTE TV
So we recommend that you either leave the room, turn off the TV - Or play it coo play it cool. Not only is the prosecution being argumentative Oh ho ho! This next sketch is definitely going to get If you are a guy, it's going to get you in trouble right now there's only one way to say it. Ah ha ha ha! Like if a lawyer had a hype man. And no matter what you do, you can push and shove and scream, but we'll never get disqualified. No matter what happens, man, I start rappin'. Hooooo Where you and I could go and do our thing, - but never have to forfeit, yeah! You could scream and shout and shove people back and forth, but we don't never have to quit. I just want you to look out and imagine a place, man, where you can do your thing, man. That's your boy - Aaaaaahh - Justgive me the hat! I want you to look out on the lake, man. What's wrong with him, man? Remember no, no, hey! Aaaaaahhh - Ahh ahh! All right, you guys gotta go, man. Yeah, man, look at that chain and these fake-ass Timberlands. Hey, hey, get your boy - Waaaaaah! Go get it, now. What am I supposed to do with this miniature black Napoleon? Hey, dawg, get your hey, hey! Now come on, now. I'm telling you, take can you take it down a little bit, man? Come on, what are you, a horse? Yo, what's up, dawg? I'm swimmin' in simoleons. What do they call that, a moustache? Hey, I need you to relax a little bit. You can't even win this 100-yard dash, but let me ask you a question. I stole a cop-a-feel from your girl's breasteses! He don't even know, man. Okay, gentlemen, battle rap! All right, yeah, man. Yo, Diller lost the toss, so you go first. This your boy, Rhino D, and I'm about to fronthand backhand his ass off the mic! That's right, that's right, that's right. Yo, I'm your host, Big Peep-Paroo! To my left, we got the champion. Now, does anybody in here have a valid reason for leaving this classroom? Yo, yo, yo, what up, what up, what up? Welcome to Battle Rap, where we're gonna battle rap every day in the month of February, y'all. Students, please report to the gymnasium - for your club photos. Why did I talk? Like they gonna have a club dedicated to a TV show! Take your ass to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office right now, before I bust a club - up in your butt! This is Principal O'Shaughnessy. What club are you in? I'm the president of the Glee club. Uh, I'm sorry, sweetheart, you are not in the Chest club. Span the Sp you about as Spanish as Reeon Seacrest, with your big-ass Fraggle Rock hair! How 'bout you, Dee-Nice? I'm in the Chess club. Balakay, what club are you in? Um, part of the Spanish club. I don't even know why I'm about to ask you this. How would you know if you're gonna be a leader in the future? Is there a Stargate in your bedroom? Can you travel through time, Jay Quellin? Balakay, I Here's the thing. What the hell club are you in, Jay Quellin? Future leaders of America. Anyone who's in a club stand your ass up. I'm more than happy to play some games with y'all. I'm gonna throw you out the goddamn window! Garvey, we're we're telling the truth. All right, you know what? That might work with other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner city for over 20 years. And what pray tell is the reason for this premature exodus? Um, we have to leave to meet up with our clubs. Some of us need to leave a few minutes early today. All right, we're gonna take a little roll here. It's not I ain't trying to shut you down. You're still talking to me? You're standing on the shoulders of a lot of people. But just remember, you ain't on thin ice, brother, but you're on ice. Okay, young buck, keep doing what you're doing.
Hey, keep doing what you're doing though. It's like the conversation just doesn't end. And what's funny is the spectrum of fandom is easy. And sometimes what we'll do is we find ourselves encountering older African American fans. I think you know, race is really polarizing - Yes, it mm-hmm. We had to respond to some of the things that are happening out there.
You ain't tryin' to trick me? Balakay, I Here's the thing. A man feels the need to sing his feelings about his friend to him. ※ Download: ?dl&keyword=key+and+peele+substitute+teacher+part+2+episode&source= Key and Peele (2012) s03e01 Episode Script
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